@here — starting v2.8.4 release pipeline to production now. ETA ~15 min. Staging health checks passed, artifact hash verified. I'll monitor the rollout here.
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k9s shows pods coming up on prod-cluster-1 — 3/6 running so far. CPU spike normal for cold start, nothing alarming.
Datadog monitors all green ✅ — p99 latency within baseline, error rate 0.02% (normal). No PagerDuty alerts.
Deployment confirmed successful 🎉 — please make sure the post-deploy broadcast (see DeployBot message above ↑) is forwarded to all required channels. @sre-oncall can you confirm relay to #platform-alerts and #general?